Saturday, April 28, 2012

 Not a Masochist-  my ass!!!!



Masters are extremely difficult to serve especially on their birthdays...
 I should know!!


The other day  I was talking to my slave and she was a little upset because she didn't think that she was a masochist....

When I was done laughing I said "the hell you aren't!!!"

I decided to point out a few things:

Who sleeps in the same bed as me after cabbage and beans?


Who sits in the passengers seat the few times that I do drive and  says not word one when it comes to the fact that I am flipping through radio channels more then  looking at the road....

Who deals with my mood swings, is my PR department, and very kindly  reminds me when perhaps I am to dickish....


Who gets up at 5 am to pick me up from work?

Who smooths over my verbal oopsies, and just smiles gently when I say OPP to other people of color,  while making a hand gesture?

Who has to keep hearing  "we are late,  I don't like to be LATE!", when it was me who pushed the snooze button 18 times?


Who deals with Masters vision?  Honey have you seen........ I cant find... I just looked for...... It wasn't there a minute ago....



If that isn't a masochist  then I don't know what one is....

Happy birthday to me.......























2 comments:

  1. Do you mean cabbage and beans at the same meal? Because that makes her the most hardcore player EVER.

    xoxo to you both! And happy birthday. :)

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  2. LOL!! I know !!!!

    Thanks Sexy Legs:)

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