ANNOUNCING: The New Mexico Curmudgeon Contest

So to help everyone lighten the mood about the upcoming leather contest, my slave and I have talked about starting a “New Mexico Curmudgeon” contest. There will be three judges and each contestant will be judged in six categories.

1) The bitch category:  how well the contestant can bitch about an issue in the community.

2) The fantasy: each contestant will be judged on   5 minutes of whatever the fuck they want to do at that time

3) The nap: how well the contestant can nap on cue

4) The best post scene arthritic walk

5) Hot wear: extra points for holes and stains

6) The answer to the on stage question: which will be “what the fuck?” 

The winner’s responsibilities: the sash needs to be in ONE piece at the end of the year. 

The winners rights: none.