Before you continue reading- this was NOT vanilla consensual and I know that- it borders on sane.
The JW's have been here three times.
The last time the JW's came to the house I told the- remember this address- AND do not come back. So When the JW's knocked on the door that leads right to the Dungeon- I did what I have always wanted to do.
So I had to run off the crapper and put on a robe and go answer the door- when I saw the JW's outside of the dungeon door- I thought- COME ON!!!
So I opened the door and I said- "OH no You DIDN'T- But wait - who are you?" (After all if they were selling cake.... it is after all cake...)
They said we are JW's. It was two girls.
I said
"I have told you not to come back here. "
One of the girls sadi "Was your house on a list then?"
I said :
"Yes, but since you have knocked on the door to my dungeon would you like to come in? I have a spanking bench and a cross. This is where we throw the BDSM and sex parties- Would you like me coming to your house?"
They stood wide eyes not moving and then said "NO!"
I said
"REALLY, you DON'T want me coming to your house?? Are you sure you dont want me coming to your house? I can get your address and then I can invite you to the BDSM and sex parties. IN FACT let me show you my toys."
I closed the door (SO that the cats would not get out) and I grabbed a flogger.
When I returned they were running for the car.
I started throwing the flogger around and I yelled:
"OHH COME BACK!! Really you will be so much more relaxed! This would be good for you! Come on- REALLY- you would be SO MUCH MORE RELAXED."
They peeled out of our driveway so fast - there was a squealing of tires and dust.
It felt good- it felt really good.
I have always wanted to do that.
I know it makes me a bad person.
I am OK with that.
In my defense I didn't even grab the cat o' nine- I grabbed a soft flogger- Hum.... maybe they were into canes......
OMG! That is great !!! Your are so friggin hysterical! I love it!
ReplyDeleteThan k you Top! It felt good! LOL!
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