The Un-Blog

Well  shit.
 I have written  three pieces for today, each one more of a crap fest then the last. I couldn't come up with something worth  saying if it stabbed me in the ass.
I tried typing it on  word, I tried writing it with  pen and paper, and I tried talking it out to myself.
No  luck. Now my hands are sore, I am out of ink, and my mouth is dry.
So this week here are some other peoples words that made me laugh:
 

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.- Arnold Schwarzenegger


Facts are stupid things. - Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President 


Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC 



 I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President 


And my all time favorite:

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again. 
—  George W Bush, former U.S. President