1) The bitch category:
how well the contestant can bitch about an issue in the community.
2) The fantasy: each contestant will be judged on 5 minutes
of whatever the fuck they want to do at that time
3) The nap: how well the contestant can nap on cue
4) The best post scene arthritic walk
5) Hot wear: extra points for holes and stains
6) The answer to the on stage question: which will be “what
the fuck?”
The winner’s responsibilities: the sash needs to be in ONE piece
at the end of the year.
The winners rights: none.
OMG! That's great!!!
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